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Ridiculous words
The English language has hundreds of thousands of words, yet for some people it's still not enough. So what do they do? They make up ridiculous new ones.
- Mike Wazowski's blog
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Maybe he has been to Shields
I've just done some digital image enhancement to the Bergerac stamp and it appears your hunch was right Witchie. You guys out there may need to do a browser refresh to enhance the image (Ctrl+F5), but it's clear enough to me, Bergerac has been so Shields. The question still remains as to why he says otherwise.
- Administrator's blog
- 9 comments
- 8483 reads
Fashion advice
Howdy folks, had a busy few days going through all my collectables or "junk" as our lass calls it, trying to find the photos of me dressed as Kojak at my auntie's do a few years ago. So far, no luck dear friends, but fear not I'll keep looking.
- Galen's blog
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Public apology and appeal
Howdy folks, your friend Galen here. First of all, I'd like to say it's good to be back. I've been lost for the past couple of weeks in a haze of cheap beer. I should never have had that second can.
- Galen's blog
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- 8293 reads
Berge"back"
Evening all. As some of you are aware, I've been lying lo...I mean...I've been on holiday for the last couple of weeks. What a joy it is to see how my (and Galen's, I understand) favourite website is "taking shape". I'm sure the Administrator must be very proud at what he's achieved - exactly how he planned it, I would think.
- Bergerac's blog
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You didn't get that in an hour!
In today's fast paced modern World, everyone wants stuff quick. Nobody wants to wait for anything. So I thought it would be good to get a list of things that, even today, you cannot get in a hour. High quality items or complex detailed items, who knows? I leave it in your capable hands.
- Spiderman's blog
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- 6597 reads
The Witch-king's Album
Hello, Everyone, I'm starting to get a little bored after spending the last few millennia casting folk into the Fires of Mount Doom, so I thought I'd like to branch out and record an album of cover songs.
- Witch-king of Angmar's blog
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Noel's 'Kwikky Kwiz Kwestion'
Occccchhhhhh...Hi pop pickers. ROCK-A-DOODLE-DOO! Here's a teaser for you lot - back in the "Golden Age" of Radio 1, my fab old friend Jimmy Saville hosted a quiz with the mysterious Uncle Ted in a real pub OPEN BRACKET - no sound effects in those days - CLOSED BRACKET...ochhhh.
- Sir Noel Edmonds's blog
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The all-weather turban (AWT)
Yes, I know what you're thinking; "has Wyle E. gone completely nuts? Why has he posted a photograph of a completely normal individual who is clearly not wearing any form of hairpiece?" Well, that's the reaction of everyone who comes across the famous All-weather Turban (AWT) for the first time.
- Wyle E. Coyote's blog
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- 12780 reads
Catering and complaints
Howdy folks
Just wondering if anyone knows who did the spread for the Wookies' Christmas do last year. Great buffet. Great entertainment. Poor venue - lot of walking involved.
Speaking of complaints - I could barely wait to get onto my favourite site this morning, after much nocturnal pacing and coconut clashing, to raise a complaint with the Administrator.
- Galen's blog
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Celebrities with dubious hair
It's been brought to my attention by one of our members that there are celebrities out there with dubious hair. It seems that as they're merrily getting on with their lives, something not quite right is lurking on top of their heads.
- Administrator's blog
- 19 comments
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- 65718 reads
Horace horrors
As I mentioned earlier, my fave Broon is Horace - but I can't bear to see him in close-up, and much prefer to glance at him from a distance (ideally out the corner of my eye). I believe the administrator has photographic evidence to back my case, and would be grateful if he could display it on this very site.
- Bergerac's blog
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- 5693 reads
Mind ye...
I wis in the post offfice tae collect ma pension when in bursts this chappie puffin' an' blawin' aboot needin' a passport tae fly af tae some foreign holiday. Wha cares? Wha would want tae fly all the way tae thon exotic place jis' tae find some dunderhied frae Auchtermuchty stayin' next door? That's why I aye head up tae the but an' ben in the highlands. Braw scenery, nae fowk for miles an
- Granpaw's blog
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Favourites
Howdy folks...Galen here. As you will all be aware - I'm known for my facial expressions throughout Shields. My best ones being "sympathetic eyes" and "inquisitive nose twitching". But who's your favourite sympathetic ape? Obviously I hope I get your vote. And remember, if you're unsure of what an ape is - don't be afraid to ask...I'm always sypathetic.
- Galen's blog
- 6 comments
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